shoomlah:

do you wanna draw a princeeeesssss

shoomlah:

do you wanna draw a princeeeesssss

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

hatin:

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

fullmetalasgardian:

  • Joel is voiced by Troy Baker
  • Greed is voiced by Troy Baker
  • Excalibur is voiced by Troy Baker
  • The Joker is voiced by Troy Baker
  • Ocelot is voiced by Troy Baker
  • Kiefer Sutherland is voiced by Troy Baker
  • I am voiced by Troy Baker
  • You are voiced by Troy Baker
  • TROY BAKER
I need UTAUs for use on my album!! (originals guys„ originalsss)

avalia-8bit:

I’m going to post this in utaucontent even though there’s no literal content please don’t hate me ; o;

I need UTAUs to use for two tracks on my album - for one I need new ones to use for a remastered version of Disappearing in the Garden and another for a second remake of RUSH.

For Disappearing in the Garden, I need two - a strong female vocal, and a slightly soft one. Preferably, I’d like them to both be mature, but I’m okay with it if they’re not.

For RUSH, it’s a chorus, so I’ll probably accept almost any UTAU — I need sopranos, altos, and tenors, specifically, but I’ll go for about any.

Oh, and I’m selling this album so you’ll have to be okay with them being used commercially cries ; o;

If you want me to use your UTAUs, just reblog this or send them to me with a demo and download links!! If you don’t give a demo, though, I probably won’t download it so please DEMOS!! Thanks so much in advance!! Edit: I ALMOST FORGOT — one UTAU per person please!!

yuuki yasune might be good for disappearing in the garden? she has both strong and soft banks so she could do either ye *u*

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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luminescent-love:

youaresogayskarth:

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this

fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!

holy shit

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

ekiwius:

#imagine Kanaya opening up her mailbox and there’s a letter from Karkat and it’s this 
yes

johto:

I still wish they didn’t change buttercup so much the prototype versions are so much cuter ; ; also bottom pic-bubbles with the scarf to the left is the cutest..

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

briqhtly:

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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